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Hi, my name is Peter Bishop and I’ve been watching Rovers since 1968 and can now proudly say I am a shareholder - which is something I was once promised by a now departed director of the club as a reward for being heavily involved in the ‘Save the Rovers’ campaign in 1982. They say everything comes to those who wait…

For my sins I was Tranmere Programme Editor between 1985 and 1999 when the pressure of doing a second, almost full time, job ( not forgetting the fags, booze and too much fatty food!) brought about a skirmish with the Grim Reaper on the back of publishing my second book, a pictorial history of the club.

My first book, the ‘A-Z of Tranmere Rovers’ is now in the ‘JR Hartley’ category while my latest, the Complete Record, with Steve Wilson and Gil Upton, was launched in September and is, we believe, the definitive bible on all things Rovers.
I also used to write a 300 word weekly column in the Daily Post called “View from the stands” which was supposed to reflect the views of supporters but was much sanitised by the Newspapers’ sports editor so not to upset a certain female Chief Executive who had bent his ear about my supposed subversive opinions…..

Having spent much of the past 30 years sat in the Press box having to control myself in a professional manner I now sit in the home paddock and enjoy the banter and the opportunity to abuse referees and opposing coaching staff as everyone else does!
 

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24/12/09
Bishop's blog

The Great Escape

Search the Christmas TV listings and unsurprisingly you will find that classic war film “The Great Escape”. Cue we all start whistling the theme now ……Well, now more than ever would be a good time for the lads up in the Kop to adopt that theme tune to drive us to safety in the second half of the season.

I will admit to being extremely pessimistic about our chances until very recently. On paper the squad Les inherited from John Barnes is probably the weakest I have seen for a couple of generations -worse even than that which brought us down from what is now the Championship- but there is no doubt in my mind Les Parry has somehow galvanised them into a unit which can paper over its weaknesses and exploit its few strengths and get results, at least in home matches.

Now first and foremost I would like to make it clear I love the bones of Les Parry. He is one of those unique characters the game throws up who is not only good at his job but a gem to have around the dressing room.

If you’ve ever read his programme columns (and I am the one who gave him the opportunity back in the early 1990’s) you will quickly realise the man has an impish sense of humour and can get away with insulting anyone including the player’s wives and girlfriends (and believe me that takes guts!). To be on the treatment table in front of Les can be an unnerving experience as he will expose and ridicule your every physical deformity yet still manages to apply great pastoral care to heal both mental and structural damage of his flock. To the long term injured like Bas he is an emotional crutch.

Laughter is perhaps his greatest healing aid. We didn’t call his treatment room the
“slaughterhouse” without good reason! The players may moan about the way he chides them at times but there is never any doubt about the esteem in which he is held nor the respect they have for his knowledge and skill in restoring their aching limbs to full working order.

But as League Manager, well I have to say that is a leap of faith. Unlike Nigel Atkins at Scunny (who managed Bangor City before qualifying with the sponge) Les has no previous as a Football League player or coach. He has by his own admittance been a frustrated manager from a fans perspective for all these years and has witnessed the best and worst of Kingy, Aldo, Dave Watson, Ray Mathias, Brian Little, Ronnie and John Barnes. He must have learned a lot watching them and seeing how they handle such situations.

Les himself knows it’s a risky move. On the Football League TV programme he told Clem he intended to appoint another Physio (Chris Malkin?) on a short term contract and if he were to get the bullet the replacement physio would get the bullet so he could shuffle back into his old job….

So far the players seem to be responding to Les the Manager and his coaches, Shaun Garnett and the Chief. Perhaps the penny has dropped that the devil they know from the treatment room is better than the devil they don’t know in the manager’s office.

I am sure Les realises he wasn’t the first choice for the job. Just about every out of work manager in the lower leagues has either been sounded out or interviewed and according to the rumour mill one, Keith Hill, actually said yes but then left it to PJ to work out a compensation package with his club and that’s where it ended.

Others apparently listened and then politely declined on the basis they weren’t impressed by the salary on offer, the meagre playing staff budget and being saddled with a couple of thirty something players on much longer and more expensive contracts than their recent performances could ever justify.

However much I love Les Parry for the manner in which he embodies the spirit of Tranmere Rovers a part of me would have preferred us to have appointed an experienced manager with a track record that stand scrutiny, wise in the ways of dealing with agents and procuring decent players at this level on the cheap.

After all wasn’t that the accusation we all levelled at Barnes during his disaster laden tenure? I lost count of the number of people who pointed out he lacked any sort of management experience at this level and yet here we all are embracing our favourite cuddly uncle with chicken legs as he lives out his dream calling the shots to keep us clear of footballs basement. And looking at what he has to work with it’s a big ask and that squad could be depleted even further in the transfer window if ‘Backof theecho’ leaves when his short term contract expires and one of the richer clubs comes calling for Ash Taylor.

Unless PJ can squeeze something extra from his pension fund it’s unlikely Les will have any resources available to him to help bale us out of our predicament. God help us if we get a few injuries or the inevitable suspensions. For the life of me I cannot understand the logic of allowing us to slip ignominiously from this division. Is not a third tier Football League club worth more in the shop window than one in the basement? Does that not justify investing just a little to preserve that status? Why run us into the ground?

Just showing a spark of ambition might be enough to encourage a few of the recent deserters to return and back Les and the lads as they plot their “Great Escape”. That’s it I’m whistling it in my head again and will continue to do so every time we pick up 3 precious points between now and the conclusion of what could be a defining season for the club.

If things do eventually go sour you can be sure it will hurt no true fan more than the one who has drawn the short straw for the job no one else apparently wanted.
“Who needs Mourinho we’ve got our physio!” Go for it Les!
 

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